Housekeeper in Toronto, Ontario

Every human being in North America knows that moment in time when you wake up from the best night you have had in a while, only to find Donny's puke still in the corner, Angie laying face down in the dog food and your best friend Pete *** naked on the balcony. You continue to look around and see that this place you had once called your home has now transformed into a war zone, and this zombie state you are in has no intentions on fixing that. The only thing on your mind is where is the closest McDonalds/ Sunset Grill. This is where we come in. Hangover Helpers offers a continued experience rather than an akward, eerie encounter with just another cleaning service. We have been there and know exactly what you do, and dont want to do in this state of utter zombieness. THE MEAL We take complete care of you by first asking your stomach what it wants to devour and providing such meal. We also take care of that cotton mouth and those lost electrolytes by supplying a drink of your choice. THE CLEANUP This is the point where we take complete responsability of making this hole you call home sparkle. We clean any room you want, until it suits your needs. THE MEAL (ROUND TWO) If by chance we are still around when that stomach starts yelling at you again, we are at your service. Tell us what you want (what YOU have) and we will make it in your kitchen raw chef style. THE BEGINNING OF A NEW FRIENDSHIP Now comes the saddest most tear jerking part of this experience. We have now created this bond and I mean, we would love to stay, but we must move on to making someone elses nightmare become a dream. Cheers, Hangover Helpers Spencer O'Hara (416) 45... [email protected]