Housekeeper in Pasadena, California

You know, if you have ever ben to the playboy mansion you would know what I mean. We are a music company that works from home so I do not know why it is listing as a House Cleaning Facility and am trying to change that. Just a little something special, different than your traditional cleaner, ala, platforms, thigh highs, busty (fake a plus), but of course, knows how to really clean as wife works full time, I travel a bit (Songwriter, Scriptwriter, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor, et-cetera) and need to make this place workable as I basically took over the living room (if you can call it that), so I can focus on Music/Writing (except when you guys are here (ha ha ha), as we want to move with 2-3 bedrooms, tiles, hardwood (REAL, not laminate, which we could not see when we came over, power was off but it looked real), and an on-site maid service would be a plus, plus W/Dryer in Condo. Right now just apartment - coming into inheritance soon, so will be looking for a nice house In Lexington Mass, Concord Mass, Winchester MA or Acorn St, downtime Boston. Also, am a great photographer - what do you guys think about the following? And only bring up as I want a NON RELATED FEMALES P.O.V. that I do not know. Husbands get a Calendar or book of wife in sexy clothes, do you think that would sell? Poses and clothes they normally would not wear? BDSM to simulated things with male (or other female) model, not real contact, suggestive. Another idea is for a film as being a guy, I really know what guys want and would know it would sell millions, wife not into, yet and no, its not anything close to 1001, if you know what I mean, very cute, handsome, aristocratic, so not creepy, even though the post is, come from Royalty, Drambuie was my Great Aunts Aunt that Prince Charlie, knighted the ____ of Skye, anyway, Anyway, need apt. cleaned, looking for 3-4 rooms, 2 bath, loft for now too. Also thought if any of these ideas come through, you would be paid well and we'll all make a 2/3 of money$$$. Just ideas, have had 7 ideas, did nothing and sure enough, they came to market, so have a few more ideas, one regarding Music, 1 for Cell phone, 3-5 FF(feature films), 2 TV shows and a short book on breaking in to the "BIZ" and how there is no MAGIC getting a song signed if IT IS A GREAT SONG. Told Director of Cinematography for Titanic (Russ Carpenter at a HH party about my B movie = not my best (like "THE CROW" meets "TITANIC", supernatural Love story, awesome, but still not my best, already have the main Theme (Piano) written, in fact, the song came 1st, then the film, will tell anyone that wants to know, and they thought I was telling them about a movie coming out and asked, when does it come out. :-) SERIOUSLY ONLY!!! Cleaning - other stuff is just that, stuff to chat about, to think about , thats all, f up with sisters, modeled so changed nude behind curtains, 1st roommate in CALI was female (she liked me but did not want insta live in /f my 1st year but would help her get dressed, helped best friend after augmentation, so none of that is a big deal and don't know why USA makes a bi deal of it - go to U.K., on regular (not cable) TV they have frontal nudity, male/female we make up for it with VIOLENCE and Violent shows, anyway back to cleaning..... Think of it as A) Really Cleaning as I need it done to function in the studio, then will probably move somewhere, oh well. B) Possible tentative audition, my writing, ideas, Calendar vs Magazine vs Sports Illustrated, BUT Y-O-U DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT HAVE TO to do B, i.e. NOT REQUIRED to get the place clean - just trying to stay away OVERPRICED CLEANING chains. Thanks, J TRYING BASIC 1st 2 GET VIBE- - - if I like & imagine better packages are indeed better, then I will upgrade. Thanks all - Good Luck, even if we never meet, Keep Trying, Never Give Up Your Dream, EVER! Keep the Faith, Believe in yourself even when those around you do not and get out of bad relationships - if married, seek counseling first, at least try unless abusive, then RUN!